i hate it when girls make those stupid gifs of themselves and they’re all like:

i’ve meant to be working on this art assignment for the past two months, but i’ve left it up to the last four days

Rachel: Your gracious loser face. You know, when like the cameras are on you, and you want to look disappointed, but also that your colleague deserved to win. Like this…
hahhaah i love his reaction
if you do not like watching Wipeout then we cannot be friends
i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else
i think i’ve watched the entire sherlock series via gif
- my school
- kid next to me: they see me trollin', they hatin
- kid across the room: come at me bro
- kid next to me: u mad
- kid across the room: ffffuuuuu
- me: slowly killing self with mechanical pencil
Ross Geller - Father, Brother, Friend, Teacher, Actor
Man’s Best Friend…A 17ft Long
Pet CrocodileChito made friends with the croc after finding him with a gunshot wound on the banks of the Central American state’s Parismina river 20 years ago. He had been shot in the left eye by a cattle farmer and was close to death. But Chito enlisted the help of several pals to load the massive reptile into his boat. He says: “When I found Pocho in the river he was dying, so I brought him into my house. ”He was very skinny, weighing only around 150 lb. I gave him chicken and fish and medicine for six months to help him recover. ”I stayed by Pocho’s side while he was ill, sleeping next to him at night. I just wanted him to feel that somebody loved him, that not all humans are bad. ”It meant a lot of sacrifice. I had to be there every day. I love all animals - especially ones that have suffered.” He says: “After a decade I started to work with him. At first it was slow, slow. I played with him a bit, slowly doing more. ”Then I found out that when I called his name he would come over to me.” At one point during his recovery, Chito left the croc in a lake near his house. But as he turned to walk away, to his amazement Pocho got out of the water and began to follow him home.
the list of animals that have warmed my heart grows steadily

